mr trippy
No drugs in this ice-crem van simulator, no sir!
Mr Trippy – You are a humble ice-cream salesperson. Completely legit. No drugs in this van, no sir. You absolutely only sell ice cream and not drugs. If you want drugs, don’t come to this truck because this is a legitimate business, thank you very much.
steam
Are they gone? You sure? Cool. So, you actually are selling drugs. You’re selling ice cream too but also drugs. Sweet, sweet drugs.
Master the Double Life
Keep customers filled with ice cream, sprinkles and assorted treats to maintain a squeeky-clean public image. Allowing you to sling a different kind of “ice” and other life-enhancing items to the clientele that’s more “specific”.
Evade the Feds
Local cops and undercover agents are watching you. Learn their patterns, check your customer orders and make sure to keep the Heat Meter low, or else the prison bars are the only window you’ll ever sell through again.
Pimp Your Mobile Base
Turn your rusty clunker into a drug-dealing empire on wheels. Invest your earnings into vehicle upgrades and customisation options to show everyone who really runs this town.
Territory Expansion
Each new neighbourhood offers opportunities for aggressive expansion! New customers with exotic tastes and exciting new recipes that will make your brand legendary across the city.
Clean Your Cash
Even drug dealers gotta pay their taxes. Use local businesses to launder your earnings and reinvest in your empire without catching the eye of the tax man.